Just A 1Malaysia Joke

An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were involved in a terrible car accident. As they were being brought to the emergency room, all of them died. Just as a hospital personnel was about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes. The doctors and nurses present were astonished and asked him what had happened. "Well," said the Chinese, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM500 each, we could all return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave the Angel RM500 and the next thing I knew, here I am!" "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them" replied the Chinese, "The Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for him."